Darkhorse
Tert Player
leave'em where they lie...
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Post by Darkhorse on Jul 11, 2005 4:09:36 GMT
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GrimmRiffer
Tert Player
P-S-Y-C-H-O-P-A-T-H
Respectfully obeying the laws of physics on British roads since 1993
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Post by GrimmRiffer on Jul 11, 2005 19:36:40 GMT
Ah yeah, good old Murphy's laws of combat (slightly rejigged and generalised).  My favourites (which don't really translate to a cyberpunk shootout) were "if you need an officer in a hurry, take a nap." and "Always remember that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder." |
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Darkhorse
Tert Player
leave'em where they lie...
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Post by Darkhorse on Jul 12, 2005 3:56:09 GMT
Hey GR! Yeah, they are Murphy's law but there were a few I'd never seen before at least not in that wording. One of my all time favorites, "All bleeding stops eventually."
They should have added, " If you die first, we split your gear." Moral: Buy cool stuff for your friends to play with post-mortem.
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Mad Max
Tert Player
BLAM, STOP!! BLAM, BLAM. OR I'LL SHOOT
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Post by Mad Max on Aug 7, 2005 13:33:05 GMT
Then there's the Eleventh Commandment,
Though shall not get away with it.
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Post by Chirugal on Aug 8, 2005 10:43:16 GMT
They're so cool... 'The easy way is always mined'. Too right! Wonder if Parrish's seen that page. |
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cary
Feral
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Post by cary on Aug 11, 2005 13:57:43 GMT
They forgot one we always used to teach. If in doubt as to the presence of the enemy, use white phosphorus - with shrapnel in you, you don't have to scream.
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My favourites (which don't really translate to a cyberpunk shootout) were "if you need an officer in a hurry, take a nap." and "Always remember that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder."
