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Post by Chirugal on Jan 14, 2005 13:38:01 GMT
Let's see how many we can get!
* You refuse to buy a paper because you might fund that journo scum
* You live in fear of the local park, because you believe it's comprised of poisonous dirt
* You run around yelling at any dog you see, "I killed the Big One!"
* You refuse to go to anger management classes because you're scared you will pass out and wake up to find that you've killed lots of people.
... anything to add?
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Post by Mad Max on Jan 20, 2005 3:14:25 GMT
You Know You're A Parrishverse Fan When...;
You refuse to leave the house without making sure you're poison throwing needles and garrote are in their appropriate places.
You've just passed out for some unknown reason and your surrounded by strangers trying to put the fire out. And everything smells like burnt dog hair!
You suddenly don't like spiders, especially the giant kind.
When you go to parties you become the evil black suade wearing nimphette and try to out Barberella, Barberella! (Am I pushing the bounds of good taste with that one)?
Ummm...and last but by no means least. You Know You're A Parrishverse Fan When...You start making enquiries as to the expense of getting Rossi Boots (multi strap motorcycle boots with chrome bits) titanium capped!
There my work here is done!
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Post by Chirugal on Jan 20, 2005 19:30:51 GMT
I have big clompy boots! They cost me £135... Good ones, MM... XD
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Post by Mad Max on Feb 6, 2005 13:21:15 GMT
Speaking off the record if any of the gang ever gets the oppurtunity to dress in motorcycle leathers (the heavy black kind) and a pair of large rossi boots (of course it helps having a shaved head too).I highly recommend doing so and then taking a walk thru a crowded shopping mall.
I tell you its like Moses parting the red sea.
Thats the sort of experiences that we need so we can get in the heads of our charactors. There is no better way to write about swagger than to do it your self.
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Post by Cj on Feb 6, 2005 13:55:27 GMT
Had to reply something to that cos damn that’s impressive!!  I bow before thee!   |
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Post by Chirugal on Feb 6, 2005 17:08:10 GMT
I tell you its like Moses parting the red sea. Oh, tell me about it! I'm a part-time-Goth - the weird looks I get from scared housewives are hysterical! |
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Post by Cj on Feb 6, 2005 18:06:20 GMT
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Post by Chirugal on Feb 6, 2005 21:34:16 GMT
You're too broke to buy goth-clothes most of the time and so only wear the ones you've got and get your black lippie on and whatever when you're going out. Bit of a half-arsed goth, now that I think about it! ;D
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Post by Mad Max on Mar 15, 2005 4:46:13 GMT
Half arsed goth? Don't sell your self so short there Chirugal. Any action to break the mold has got to be a good one. Too many folks just sort of settle in to their lives once they pass a certain age. I for one refuse to be a party to it. I'd be a rebel if I accepted the moniker and allowed myself to be labled. Who am I kidding, I just refuse to grow up. I'm in my early thirties and I still enjoy doing all the things I should have grown out of by now. Including walking thru the mall in leathers and scaring the straights. No offence to any straights out there (you know who you are ) Revel in your differences I say, "Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of war". I think I'm in a mood today? |
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Post by Mad Max on Mar 15, 2005 4:54:02 GMT
You know your a parrishverse fan when...
You need to be disarmed before being thrown into bed.
Others run when you anounce you've broken a nail.
The word bitch, works as both a detonator and the bell at the boxing ring.
PMS has a whole new meaning.
This ones for the rabid Loyle fans(you know who you are). You fall for the one person on the planet that you absolutely know is no good for you, but it just seems to add to the attraction.
Libido, libido, libido, need I say more?
You know your a parrishverse fan when...protein bars actually start to taste good.
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Post by marianne on Mar 15, 2005 5:01:52 GMT
Hah! Funny  Hi MM, glad you turned up, things have been quietish whitout you. Now get over to the add-a-paragraph and ...well...add-a-paragraph! MDP PS Kayne's made a great start! |
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Post by Chirugal on Mar 15, 2005 19:41:43 GMT
Libido, libido, libido, need I say more? Are you implying I have a parasite Eskaalim living inside me?! ;D And a hearty 'amen' to the breaking of molds... ;D |
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Post by Mad Max on Mar 15, 2005 23:03:16 GMT
Parasite Eskalim? I think that would be the downfall of humanity. Lets test shall we? Loyle Me Daac!  Now, Chirugal if you would just take your tempreture and give a general indication of salivary levels then we can assess whether or not your still drooling  I knew there was something I was missing. My life has been altogether too quiet while away from here. |
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Post by Mouse on Mar 16, 2005 7:40:03 GMT
You get mad when people imply machines have no soul. It's no secret where one of my great soft spots in the story lies. |
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Post by Chirugal on Apr 12, 2005 21:20:10 GMT
Parasite Eskalim? I think that would be the downfall of humanity. Lets test shall we? Loyle Me Daac! Now, Chirugal if you would just take your tempreture and give a general indication of salivary levels then we can assess whether or not your still drooling ... does that answer your question?! Now, Mouse, your answer came as a complete surprise to me! *end sarcasm* |
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