Post by marianne on Oct 25, 2007 22:38:28 GMT
This is not an uncorrected proof; in fact it is several stages before an uncorrected proof. If you were to hold an uncorrected proof of this book in front of a mirror, then put another mirror behind it at a slight angle, then count back the reflections you would just see this proof at the point where the reflection is starting to blur off into infinity (about reflection 18, see, the one where I'm waving).
It is also © Trent Jamieson 2007, which has been a remarkable year.
I suppose Walking Talking is a paranormal romance, think Zig Zag St meets The Night Stalker by way of Felafel.
WALKING TALKING
Trent Jamieson
Chapter One
Eddie, I know something's wrong the moment I see the dead girl in the Wintergarden food court in the middle of Brisbane. Just not the right sort of wrong, as it turns out.
I'm starving hungry, still in my favourite suit, though the jacket's folded over my arm, and a few minutes back in Brisbane from a funeral service in Logan City where I had been expecting a Stir. Nothing had come of it. The relief's a heady thing, let me tell you, palpable. Stirrers aren't common, but everything had been suggesting that one was on its way. By everything I mean the usual portents, a little blood in my spit, nonsensical txts on the work mobile, though one had been from Sally; I'd even had a couple of cluster headaches, real bastards. You do this job for any length of time and you're chewing down on codeine on the bad days.
So, I see her and there is a moment, when that dissonance, between relief and uncertainty, hits me. But it passes and I'm certain; painfully certain, in fact.
She's standing by the escalator. Elizabeth St is behind us, loud and busy with its usual stream of lunchtime traffic. No one else can see her, though they can feel her. People unconsciously avoid the space she occupies. None of them do what I do. All those oblivious, slightly uncomfortable, folk; eating their lunch, and talking, or reading or texting, but it's just me and her, and that indefinable something. A bit of déjà vu. A bit of lightning.
Which is wrong, utterly, utterly wrong. She shouldn't be here. This isn't my gig. Mr Morrigan hasn't called me, nor his offsider Derek with his far, far too officious manner (prick). But, to be honest, I don't care, because the moment I see her, the very first moment, I feel it happening, and am at once sorry for myself.
It isn't going to end well.
You don't fall in love with a punter.
You don't fall in love with a dead girl.
"It's all about emotions, this business," my father told me once. "Which is why you can't become emotionally involved. You mustn't. Believe me when I say the dead don't."
I know I am about to become emotionally involved. Too late, am emotionally involved. I resign myself to the fact. Look, Eddie let me tell you. I could fall in love at the drop of a hat. Start mooning around pretty girls, girls that play guitars or paint, or laugh in a charming way. But this girl is dead; our relationship had to be strictly professional. And, besides, there's Sally to worry about, and every time I do this, this crashing into love, though I don't do anything, I feel guilty as all hell.
I pull an earbud from my ear, letting the Clash spill out into the foodcourt, there's a tinny splash of "London Calling".
The dead girl comes right up to me, and I've got electricity prickling my spine.
She whispers in my ear. "Run."
And then someone starts shooting at me.
Not good.
But we'll get back to that.
See, she's dressed well, real well, like she has serious style. I'm not sure I can pinpoint what it is, and I don't do brands, but it's there, and it's unique, I suppose you could call it edgy. The dead project an image of themselves, normally it's something comfortable like a pair of tracksuit pants or jeans and a shirt, or nothing at all, but she's in a black dress, her hair shoulder length and ragged cut, she's into silver jewellery and what I assume are ironic broaches of Disney characters. Yeah, serious style. You'd know if you saw her, but maybe not. Anyway, it was definitely something. And her eyes, they're remarkable, green, but flecked with grey, and wide, because she's dead, newly dead, and I don't think that she's actually come to terms with that yet. Takes a while, sometimes it takes a long while.
She's got my heart beating, even before she opens her mouth, which I've already decided I wanted to kiss – it's a gorgeous mouth – and I can't decide whether that means I'm exceedingly shallow or prescient. Don't get a chance to think about it.
Two shots: both go wide. And then, funny thing, my phone starts ringing.
The food court's crowded, people are screaming, throwing themselves to the ground. But not me, I run. The shooter's after me. Lying down is only going to give them a motionless target.
Now I'm in pretty good shape.
I'm running, and a gun at your back gives you a good head of steam. Hell, I'm sprinting, jumping over tables, knocking over people's lunch, hands sticky with someone's spilt coke, ducking for cover, action style, and the dead girl's keeping up in that effortless way dead people have: moving like a drop of water skimming over a red hot plate.
We're out of the food court and down the street. Those gun shots haven't settled on anyone's consciousness out here. People don't shoot each other in the city that much. It's Brisbane. Look, it happens, but not enough that people are reacting as you might expect, this isn't a movie. All they know is that maybe a car backfired on Elizabeth St, and that there's a lanky little guy, jacket bunched in one fist, running like a madman down Elizabeth, and up Edward, and into Queen Street Mall. I slow down in the crowded mall, moving with the flow of people, and trying to look casual. My phone's stopped, all I'm getting on the screen is missed call, and private number. Probably someone from the local dvd rental calling to tell me I have an overdue DVD, which, come to think of it, I do.
"You're in danger," the dead girl says.
"No shit!" See I'm not even needing to catch my breath, I am also thinking about overdue DVDs, which is crazy. If I smoked this would be the time to light up and look into the middle distance and say something like: "Now, what the hell is going on? I've seen trouble, but in the Wintergarden on a Tuesday lunchtime, cmon!" But if I smoked I'd probably be out of breath and panting interrogatives instead.
I don't say anything, just wipe my coke-sticky hands on my tie, admiring all that je ne sais quoi stuff she's got going on. And feeling as guilty as all hell about it, because I'm not single. Sally would kill me. Predator, definitely Predator. Now, hang on didn't I take that back? Okay, so it's season three of West Wing. No, Deadwood, shit, I watch too many bloody DVDs.
And then she's gone. But here's the thing, I don't Pomp her. She's just gone.
And that's not how it's meant to happen. After all death is my business.
It is also © Trent Jamieson 2007, which has been a remarkable year.
I suppose Walking Talking is a paranormal romance, think Zig Zag St meets The Night Stalker by way of Felafel.
WALKING TALKING
Trent Jamieson
Chapter One
Eddie, I know something's wrong the moment I see the dead girl in the Wintergarden food court in the middle of Brisbane. Just not the right sort of wrong, as it turns out.
I'm starving hungry, still in my favourite suit, though the jacket's folded over my arm, and a few minutes back in Brisbane from a funeral service in Logan City where I had been expecting a Stir. Nothing had come of it. The relief's a heady thing, let me tell you, palpable. Stirrers aren't common, but everything had been suggesting that one was on its way. By everything I mean the usual portents, a little blood in my spit, nonsensical txts on the work mobile, though one had been from Sally; I'd even had a couple of cluster headaches, real bastards. You do this job for any length of time and you're chewing down on codeine on the bad days.
So, I see her and there is a moment, when that dissonance, between relief and uncertainty, hits me. But it passes and I'm certain; painfully certain, in fact.
She's standing by the escalator. Elizabeth St is behind us, loud and busy with its usual stream of lunchtime traffic. No one else can see her, though they can feel her. People unconsciously avoid the space she occupies. None of them do what I do. All those oblivious, slightly uncomfortable, folk; eating their lunch, and talking, or reading or texting, but it's just me and her, and that indefinable something. A bit of déjà vu. A bit of lightning.
Which is wrong, utterly, utterly wrong. She shouldn't be here. This isn't my gig. Mr Morrigan hasn't called me, nor his offsider Derek with his far, far too officious manner (prick). But, to be honest, I don't care, because the moment I see her, the very first moment, I feel it happening, and am at once sorry for myself.
It isn't going to end well.
You don't fall in love with a punter.
You don't fall in love with a dead girl.
"It's all about emotions, this business," my father told me once. "Which is why you can't become emotionally involved. You mustn't. Believe me when I say the dead don't."
I know I am about to become emotionally involved. Too late, am emotionally involved. I resign myself to the fact. Look, Eddie let me tell you. I could fall in love at the drop of a hat. Start mooning around pretty girls, girls that play guitars or paint, or laugh in a charming way. But this girl is dead; our relationship had to be strictly professional. And, besides, there's Sally to worry about, and every time I do this, this crashing into love, though I don't do anything, I feel guilty as all hell.
I pull an earbud from my ear, letting the Clash spill out into the foodcourt, there's a tinny splash of "London Calling".
The dead girl comes right up to me, and I've got electricity prickling my spine.
She whispers in my ear. "Run."
And then someone starts shooting at me.
Not good.
But we'll get back to that.
See, she's dressed well, real well, like she has serious style. I'm not sure I can pinpoint what it is, and I don't do brands, but it's there, and it's unique, I suppose you could call it edgy. The dead project an image of themselves, normally it's something comfortable like a pair of tracksuit pants or jeans and a shirt, or nothing at all, but she's in a black dress, her hair shoulder length and ragged cut, she's into silver jewellery and what I assume are ironic broaches of Disney characters. Yeah, serious style. You'd know if you saw her, but maybe not. Anyway, it was definitely something. And her eyes, they're remarkable, green, but flecked with grey, and wide, because she's dead, newly dead, and I don't think that she's actually come to terms with that yet. Takes a while, sometimes it takes a long while.
She's got my heart beating, even before she opens her mouth, which I've already decided I wanted to kiss – it's a gorgeous mouth – and I can't decide whether that means I'm exceedingly shallow or prescient. Don't get a chance to think about it.
Two shots: both go wide. And then, funny thing, my phone starts ringing.
The food court's crowded, people are screaming, throwing themselves to the ground. But not me, I run. The shooter's after me. Lying down is only going to give them a motionless target.
Now I'm in pretty good shape.
I'm running, and a gun at your back gives you a good head of steam. Hell, I'm sprinting, jumping over tables, knocking over people's lunch, hands sticky with someone's spilt coke, ducking for cover, action style, and the dead girl's keeping up in that effortless way dead people have: moving like a drop of water skimming over a red hot plate.
We're out of the food court and down the street. Those gun shots haven't settled on anyone's consciousness out here. People don't shoot each other in the city that much. It's Brisbane. Look, it happens, but not enough that people are reacting as you might expect, this isn't a movie. All they know is that maybe a car backfired on Elizabeth St, and that there's a lanky little guy, jacket bunched in one fist, running like a madman down Elizabeth, and up Edward, and into Queen Street Mall. I slow down in the crowded mall, moving with the flow of people, and trying to look casual. My phone's stopped, all I'm getting on the screen is missed call, and private number. Probably someone from the local dvd rental calling to tell me I have an overdue DVD, which, come to think of it, I do.
"You're in danger," the dead girl says.
"No shit!" See I'm not even needing to catch my breath, I am also thinking about overdue DVDs, which is crazy. If I smoked this would be the time to light up and look into the middle distance and say something like: "Now, what the hell is going on? I've seen trouble, but in the Wintergarden on a Tuesday lunchtime, cmon!" But if I smoked I'd probably be out of breath and panting interrogatives instead.
I don't say anything, just wipe my coke-sticky hands on my tie, admiring all that je ne sais quoi stuff she's got going on. And feeling as guilty as all hell about it, because I'm not single. Sally would kill me. Predator, definitely Predator. Now, hang on didn't I take that back? Okay, so it's season three of West Wing. No, Deadwood, shit, I watch too many bloody DVDs.
And then she's gone. But here's the thing, I don't Pomp her. She's just gone.
And that's not how it's meant to happen. After all death is my business.